This is a non exhaustive (and non serious) list about typical Canadian behaviors, applying mostly to Eastern Canadians.
- You grab coffee at Tim Horton’s, and nowhere else. Several times a day.
- You don’t like to be compared to Americans because you feel superior.
- You have relatives in Europe.
- If you were born in Quebec and your mothertongue is French, people from France will still not understand you when you talk.
- You call the Canadian one dollar coin a Loonie.
- You’re very tolerant and openminded, and in favor of LGBT rights, even if you’re not part of the scene.
- If you’ve travelled once to Paris, London or Greece, you say you’ve been to «Europe».
- Flying from Eastern Canada to Europe is actually cheaper than flying from Eastern Canada to Western Canada.
- You’re used to see mooses on highways. And to eat them in a burger or in a soup.
- You most likely own your own kayak.
- You need to go to a special store to get strong alcohol (like in Sweden).
- You call people from Newfoundland «newfies».
- You call winter days with minus 15 degrees mild.
- You eat “Poutine”. Not the Russian president, but fries with a brown sauce on it. And you like it (see picture below).

“Poutine”